Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize