Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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