Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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