the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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