so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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