That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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