This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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