Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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