Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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