Me too!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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