new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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