My friends, they love my intelligence
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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