Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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