This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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