I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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