im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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