Are we in a gay sports bar?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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