AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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