it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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