people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Randomize
