another moral hangover. fuck.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
did you just send me my own nude
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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