the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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