Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I supernannyed him into submission
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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