chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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