Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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