woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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