Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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