He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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