So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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