She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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