He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
