"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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