i permit you to call me
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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