No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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