We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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