Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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