Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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