In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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