I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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