I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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