no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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