I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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