I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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