We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Come on in and take your pants off
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