you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My pussy is not your playground.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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