we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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