Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
