if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
