out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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