Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You made out with two different species that night
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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