There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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