how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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