it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
vagina is talking i cant
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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